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Starting to realize how annoying it is when girls spend all of their time with their boyfriends.
Nobody else is laughing, Mitt Romney.
This is who we want as president? Are you kidding me?
Honestly, it says more that he doesn’t remember, because that means it was right in his mind and didn’t deserve a second thought. And if he does remember and is just lying, well, that speaks for itself. What an ass.
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Anonymous asked: Wow! Nice to see a massive misogynist on tumblr. Let me guess: you think you're one of those "nice gentlemen" you've been talking about? You think it's okay to judge a woman's worth on how they work their body? You're totally right-- if a woman at all seems to enjoy herself or be proud of her body, she's a "hoochie" and your patriarchal self can't handle it. What a fucking character you are.
Firstly, I never actually said I was one of the “nice gentlemen”. In fact, I clearly stated that I’m kind of a dick. Secondly, everyone judges everyone. If you see a man with a red bandanna and teardrop tattoos on his face- you think “gangster”. If I see a girl wearing a dress with her ass cheeks hanging out, I think slut- just like everyone else.
I do, in fact, believe a woman can be proud of her body and enjoy her sexuality. If promiscuity is your thing, fuckin’ go for it! If you want to wear that little black dress- more power to you!
In MY rant on MY blog, I was actually referring to women who complain about the way they are treated by certain men, and plainly stating that it might be their own fault. If your argument is that women should be able to dress like a streetwalker and not be treated like one, good luck fighting that battle.
Dave Chappelle actually said it perfectly, but I’m paraphrasing here:
If I walked down the street dressed as a cop, I wouldn’t get mad if I was mistaken for a cop. You might not be a whore, but you’re wearing a whores uniform.
Don’t dress like a slut and you won’t be treated as such.
First off, I’ve been known to be a cynical dick to most people who don’t take the time to get to know me. I’m a sarcastic asshole when it comes to stupid sports, stupid people and other shit that doesn’t matter, but I’m almost always joking. What I do pride myself on is my strong beliefs, intelligence, logical thinking and attention to detail… So I’m about to straight up drop some (pretty obvious) knowledge on you:
Stop dressing and acting like a hoochie, and maybe you’ll meet a gentlemen.
I’m honestly not trying to be an asshole here. I’m just saying that if you have a problem meeting a decent guy, try acting like a decent girl. Sluts attract douche bags like shit attracts flys. Perhaps if you stopped going to bars in that little black dress, half wasted wearing Victorias Secret perfume, you wouldn’t end up crying in the bathroom by the end of the night. You spent a lot of time on your makeup, respect thats shit.
While I’m on the topic, maybe if you stopped trying to meet guys at bars in general, you might find a nice one.
Every guy notices your facebook pictures, your type of friend group and your (lack of?) self-respect, and we measure what kind of a person you are. If “she seems easy” comes to mind, the guy will either be mid-messaging you or moving on. Which one do you think is messaging you?
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My Brand New ecard has 500+ notes. I feel lie I finally contributed something worthwhile to Tumblr, even though I’m never on here anymore.
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Close enough?
We’re so happy together…
